The Litany of Shallom

Of all beings Heavenly,
Of all creatures true and just,
Of all girth of truth and justice,
Shallom of the universe,
The long, lost celestial incarnate.
The mythological being,
The Pascal lamb of the heavens,
The sublime fire of eternal flames,
The eternal star of Heresus,
The Champion of Frezarus,
The warrior of Lisk,
The guardian of Chrovorix,
The immune creature of Vadium,
The gladiator of the Akter,
The drunk of the goblet of Akvavit,
The lover of Chani,
The terror of all smugs,
The decimator of the Sanctum,
The sworn enemy of Skalak,
The inspiration of Kal-El,
The mouth of Uzziah,
The fertile lands of Monriah,
The Chief of Eros,
The Demigod of all Demigods,
The sailor of the seven seas,
The tamer of the sea tides,
The Vulcan god of Rombeau,
The father of every mammoth,
The sinker of ships in oceans,
The rider of Mother Dragons,
The maker of orphans and widows,
The forger of the Necro Sword,
The greatest fear of the Grim reaper,
The King of the tuaregs,
The Norse of all Norse gods,
The gatekeeper of Valhalla,
The eternal crest of the Heavens,
All beings, small and great revere you,
Shallom of the Universe,
Till eternity your name shall reign.

©️ Shallom